Charlie Sheen, The Unicorn, and a Lamp

There was once a man who was more winning than any other man that has ceased to exist. All throughout the land he walked upon, he was known as "Charlie Sheen". He is known to be so winning; some might even call him bi-winning. But nothing prepared Charlie Sheen for the task he was about to face. Charlie Sheen had thought that nothing stood in his way, but that was before he had met the ultra-rare Tri-Winning Lamp of the Galaxy. Containing pieces of the sun and built from iron extracted from Uranus. This lamp was brighter than anything known to man, known to blind any man to ever look at it. Legend had foreseen that there would be a man was destined destroy this lamp.

Charlie Sheen had known that Two and a Half Men weren't nearly enough. He had to become a tri-winning man to defeat the Tri-Winning Lamp of the Galaxy. He knew that that meant going where to the place where no man has ever returned; he had to go to Heaven. Anybody that is winning knows how to get to Heaven; you must get a winning horse, which to a normal person is a unicorn. Fortunately Charlie Sheen knew that to make a horse bi-winning, you had to feed it sparkle dust. Charlie Sheen was lucky enough to have a vial of sparkle dust left. Charlie went to his local horse store to buy a Stallion because of their low cost but they only had them in black left. Charlie knew that black wasn't winning at all, so he decided to get a brown mustang and decided to name him "Max". Once Charlie Sheen had bring Max the Mustang home, he had quickly grabbed his vial of sparkle dust and fed it to Max the Mustang. Quickly, Max the Mustang had turned white and a horn sprouted outside of his head, and Max could talk. Max was awkward for a unicorn, he had thought he had a great sense of humour but in reality he seldom made a humorous joke. He was now known as "Max the Unicorn". Charlie Sheen told Max the Unicorn that he needed to go to Heaven, but Max did not want to co-operate with Charlie Sheen since Max didn't like Ashton Kutcher being on Two and a Half Men. As all rules of winning-ness goes though, anything that is bi-winning is dominant and has full-control to anything winning, so there for Max had to take Charlie Sheen to heaven. Charlie had hopped onto Max the Unicorn and quickly Max had sprinted through the sky and into the clouds, and before Charlie Sheen knew it he was in Heaven. Charlie Sheen was ready for his next task.

Charlie had sprinted up the stairway to Heaven and was ready to grasp his next task. He needed to talk to the secretary of Heaven, but before he could do so he needed to wait in line. Once he had finally had the opportunity to talk to the secretary of Heaven, Charlie Sheen and Max the Mustang asked to speak to God he was told that he would need an appointment. He knew that if he wanted to destroy the Tri-Winning Lamp of the Galaxy, he would have to do it now. He told the secretary of Heaven that he had no time and that he needed to speak to God now, but there was no negotiating with him. Charlie Sheen knew that he needed to cause a ruckus to get God's attention. He commanded Max the Mustang to knock everybody in line behind him. Max the Mustang did so, and when he did the secretary of Heaven called the security guards of Heaven to stop them immediately. Once they did so, they had brung Charlie Sheen and Max the Mustang to heaven court and once they did so, Charlie Sheen had explained to the heaven judge that he need to speak to god because he needed to destroy the Tri-Winning Lamp of the Galaxy. The judge had explained to Charlie Sheen that he must speak to God immediately. Charlie and Max had not known why they wanted him to speak to god. Once they brung Charlie Sheen and Max the Mustang to God he explained everything. Apparently god had created the Tri-Winning Lamp of the Galaxy to stop the ice age but it got too powerful, and started global warming. God had assigned Charlie with a difficult task; he assigned Charlie to destroy the Tri-Winning Lamp of the Galaxy. God had made Charlie Sheen tri-winning and Max the Unicorn bi-winning. If there was anybody ready to defeat the tri-winning lamp of the galaxy, it was Charlie Sheen and Max the Unicorn. God told Charlie Sheen that the tri-winning lamp of the galaxy could be found deep in an African cave. God had teleported Charlie and Max to that cave. If there was anybody prepared to defeat the tri-winning lamp of the universe, it was Charlie Sheen and Max the Unicorn.

Charlie Sheen and Max galloped into the light that they could see at the end of the tunnel until they came to a bright end. There it was, the Tri-Winning Lamp of the Galaxy. Max the Unicorn and Charlie Sheen told the Tri-Winning Lamp of the Galaxy that it had gone too far and that with great power comes great responsibity. Charlie told Max to attack the Tri-Winning Lamp while Charlie distracts him. Charlie questioned him, and the Tri-Winning Lamp explained to Charlie that god had given him a curse and that being tri-winning it too powerful. This really intrigued Charlie and before he could ask more Max the Unicorn ran quickly galloped behind the Tri-Winning lamp and BAM! The lamp had become bi-winning, then winning, then to just a normal lamp. The lamp had thanked Max for putting it out if its misery and Max had told him to "follow the light at the end of the tunnel". This day had worried Charlie Sheen as to what he would become, but he had no worries. Not only was he the most winning person in the universe, he was tri-winning. Charlie Sheen carried that lamp with him back to his house with Max and they lived happily ever after.